(My girlfriend and I just bought some fruit at a fruit stand and are now continuing to drive.)
Me: Hand me a pear out of that bag.
Her: Uh, why?
Me: Because I want to eat it.
Her: What?
Me: A pear. To eat.
Her: But...but it's raw.
Me: It's a pear.
Her: You can only eat pears out of cans!
Me: It's fruit.
Her: But pears come in cans! You don't eat them raw.
Me: It's just a pear....you can eat pears.
Her: You can just eat pears?
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+4 for not knowing you can eat fresh fruit
+6 because what childhood leads to not knowing you can eat fresh fruit?
Total: 10
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