Sister: Where is the kidney, anyway?
Me: Here (points to where kidneys are located)
Sister: Nu-uh. You're lying.
Me: What? I mean, I might be a bit off, but it's around there.
Sister: No it's not. It's in the knee. Kid-knee.
Me: No. It's not even spelled the same way.
Sister: I'm not stupid! I'm not going to fall for this! The kidknee is in the knee.
Me: You're just wrong.
Sister: You can't trick me! Stop it!
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+2 for the ney-knee logic
+4 for the "I won't fall for this!" protests
Total: 6
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