Illnesses

(In Psychology class talking about eating disorders)

Student 1: *Shares a touching story about her struggle with bulimia and how her mom finally helped her get treatment and now she's recovering*

Student 2: Well I don't think my grandma has bulimia, but she has like...um...anemia? It that the same?

Teacher: That's not the same at all. That's a problem with your blood.

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+2 for following up that touching story with this question
+10 for thinking illnesses that rhyme must be the same thing
Total: 12