Friend 2: You're kidding, right?
Friend 1: They're like marine unicorns!
Friend 2: Did you really think they weren't real though?
Friend 1: Yes, my brother told me so. They don't seem fucking real! They're marine unicorns.
Friend 2: Hahahaha you weren't kidding!
Friend 1: They're whales with fucking horns on their heads! How the hell was I supposed to think that shit was real?
Friend 2: There are way weirder animals. It's really something you should have known.
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+1 for her brother convincing her they were fake
+6 for "marine unicorns"+2 because really, they do sound made up when you put it that way.
Total: 9
I'll be honest because that's who I am. I totally thought narwhals were fake and now I AM KIND OF FREAKING out because a marine animal with a horn is scary.
ReplyDeleteYou two are rude.
You and Mariah can bond over this, then!
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